Grover Jones & The Art Of Siegecraft
Grover Jones & The Art Of Siegecraft (1999-2001)
During the recording of their 2001 opus – the EP, “Skirt Length & Grammar” – the original members of Grover Jones and the Art of Siegecraft were tragically destroyed when guitarist Brother Lachie finally discovered the fabled “brown note”. Countless bands sprang up in Grover Jones…’ wake, cashing in on their already prodigious success – notably, Trevor Jones and the Lost Art of Stagecraft. The backlash was sudden and devastating, while bootlegs of an infamous set of the original band, “Live At Mortlake”, quickly became collectors’ items. Deep Purple’s management (who own the rights to the Grover Jones and the Art of Siegecraft name), quickly stepped into the breech, and announced the “official” rebirth of Grover Jones and the Art of Siegecraft. To wit:
The fire that followed the destruction of the band also engulfed the original master tapes of Skirt Length & Grammar and Soundpark Studios. A few skerricks were recovered by master engineer, Idge E. Crack, best known for his work in the “holiday song” industry. Unfortunately, the new band were unable to grasp the complex melodies and shifting time signatures of the progressive rock pieces recorded by the original band. (Studio chat on the recovered tapes reveals His Holiness Sam explaining to Reverend Ben that “this album is going to be our Kid A. Oh shit, I dropped my ciggie in the mellotron!”) Thus, a memo came down from management’s helper monkey – “START AGAIN STOP [this was very confusing] DELIVER 100% BLUES VIOLENCE STOP!”
And so they did…
Abandon yourselves to total energy and abnegation of the self! Exterminate all the brutes!
What In God’s Name Is That Noise?
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